* Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

* I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

* Let's subscribe to Hustler.

* Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is nude sunbathing again, come see!

* Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out hot chicks.

* Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer and have
my friend Tammy over for a threesome!

* I'll be painting the house this weekend.

* I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.

* I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

* No, no ... I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

* Your mother did a great job raising you.

* Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself those new clubs.

* Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?

* Not the mall again! Come on let's go to that new strip joint!

* I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year.
You go hunting with the guys,
it's a wonderful stress reliever.

* Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that
nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.

* I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you...

* Would you like to watch me make love to my girlfriend?

* I'm bored. Let's shave my little kitty.

* Please don't throw that old T-shirt away. The holes in the armpits are too cute.

* No honey, I don't want it! That diamond is just way too big.

* I'm wrong, you must be right again.

* Honey, you work so hard during the week,
on Saturday I want you to rest and watch the game....
and I'll mow the lawn.

* Go ahead and leave the seat up. It's easier for me to douche that way.

* Does this make my ass look too small?

* Wow! It really is 10 inches!

* I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?

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