WHAT THE PERFECT WIFE WOULD SAY!
* Are you sure you've had enough to drink?
* I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.
* Let's subscribe to Hustler.
* Honey, our new neighbor's daughter is nude sunbathing again, come see!
* Say, let's go down to the mall so you can check out hot chicks.
* Oh come on, what do ya say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer and have
my friend Tammy over for a threesome!
* I'll be painting the house this weekend.
* I love it when you play golf on Sunday's, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.
* I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.
* No, no ... I'll take the car to have the oil changed.
* Your mother did a great job raising you.
* Do me a favor, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself those new clubs.
* Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your buddies?
* Not the mall again! Come on let's go to that new strip joint!
* I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year.
You go hunting with the guys,
it's a wonderful stress reliever.
* Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that
nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.
* I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you...
* Would you like to watch me make love to my girlfriend?
* I'm bored. Let's shave my little kitty.
* Please don't throw that old T-shirt away. The holes in the armpits are too cute.
* No honey, I don't want it! That diamond is just way too big.
* I'm wrong, you must be right again.
* Honey, you work so hard during the week,
on Saturday I want you to rest and watch the game....
and I'll mow the lawn.
* Go ahead and leave the seat up. It's easier for me to douche that way.
* Does this make my ass look too small?
* Wow! It really is 10 inches!
* I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?
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