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Mar 2020





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NEW Added on 3/31/2020

BLONDE JOKE

A Blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her,

so she goes out and buys a gun.

She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand.

Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in bed with a redhead.

She points the gun at her boyfriend for a moment.

Then, suddenly, she's overcome with grief, and she points the gun to her own head.

Her boyfriend screams, "Honey, don't do it..."

The Blonde yells back,

"Don't Worry! You're next!"


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NEW Added on 3/30/2020

DORMITORY RULES

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:

'The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students.........

and the male dormitory to the female students.

Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.'

He continued,

'Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60.

Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180.

Are there any questions?'

At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired:

'How much for a season pass?'


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NEW Added on 3/29/2020

DINOSAUR BONES

A tourist in a museum asks the guard,

"Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?"

The guard says,

"Three million, four years, and six months old."

The tourist says, "How do you know their age so precisely?"

The guard says,

"Well, the dinosaur bones were three million years old when I started working here,

and that was four and a half years ago."


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NEW Added on 3/28/2020

BLONDE JOKE

There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups....

The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby conceived ?"

"He was on top ", she replied.

"You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed.

The second woman was asked the same question.

"I was on top ", was the reply.

"you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor.

With this, the third women, a Blonde, burst into tears.

"What's the matter ?" asked the doc.

"Am I going to have puppies ?".....


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NEW Added on 3/27/2020

OLD FOLKS AT HOME

This old man in his eighties got up and was putting on his coat.

His wife said, "Where are you going ?"

He said, "I'm going to the doctor."

And she said, "Why? Are you sick?"

"No," he said.

"I'm going to get me some of those Viagra pills."

So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said,

"Where are you going?"

She said, "I'm going to the doctor too."

He said, "Why?"

She said,

"If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again......

I'm going to get a tetanus shot."


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NEW Added on 3/26/2020

THE FIANCE

A girl has brought her fiance home for dinner.

After dinner, the fiance and the girl's father go into the study for a man to man talk.

"So, what are you doing right now?" asks the father.

"I am a theology scholar," replies the fiance.

"Do you have any plans of employment?"

"I will study and God will provide."

"What about the children?" asks the man.

"God will provide."

"And your house and car?"

"Again, God will provide," says the fiance.

After the talk, the girl's mother asks the father,

"So what did you two talk about?"

The man replies,

"He has no plans of employment,

but on the other hand....

he thinks I'm God."


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NEW Added on 3/25/2020

IN THE CLASSROOM

A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson

about the evils of liquor,

So he produced an experiment that involved....

a glass of water,

a glass of whiskey,

and two worms.

"Now, class, closely observe the worms,"

said the professor while putting a worm into the water.

The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.

He then put the second worm into the whiskey.

It curled up and writhed about painfully, then quickly sank to the bottom, dead.

"Now, what lesson can we learn from this experiment?" the professor asked.

Little Artie, raised his hand and wisely, responded confidently,

"Drink whiskey and you won't get worms."


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NEW Added on 3/24/2020

TWO MARTINIS

Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone's yard.

The driver says:

"That is great. Me and my wife do that every night."

The passenger replies,

"My wife is conservative, she likes the old fashioned way.

But if you tell me how you get your wife to do this,

I would like to try it."

The driver says:

"Give your wife two martinis and she will be all set."

The next morning they're cruising along and the driver asks "How was it?"

The passenger answers:

"It was great, but it took my wife ten martinis."

The driver looks at him funny and says "TEN MARTINIS?"

The passenger says

"Yes. After two she was more than willing to make love that way......

but it took her eight more to get her out on the front lawn!"


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NEW Added on 3/23/2020

BLONDE JOKE

Day1: A Blonde comes home from school and says to her mom,

"We learned how to count up to 5 today mommy and I got up to 10.

Is it because I'm Blonde, mommy?"

Her Mom replies: "yes dear"

Day 2: "We learned how to do the alphabet today mommy.

The others only got up to E and I got up to S.

Is it because I'm Blonde, mommy?"

Her Mom replies: "yes dear"

Day 3: "We learned about breasts today mommy.

All the other girls are flat chested and I'm a 34D.

Is it because I'm Blonde, mommy?"

Her Mom replies:

"No dear, it's because your 25.


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NEW Added on 3/22/2020

THE GENIE

Steve and Robert were out hiking one day when Steve pulls out a cigar,
but he didn't have a lighter.

His friend reaches into his backpack and pulls out a 12-inch Bic lighter.

"Wow!" Steve says. "Where did you get that?"

"I have a genie." Robert explains.

What? A genie?! Can I see him?" Steve asks.

Robert opens his backpack, pulls out an old bottle, uncorks it, and out pops a genie.

"Hey genie, since I'm a good friend of your master will you grant me one wish?"

Steve says, figuring it couldn't hurt to ask.

"Certainly." The genie replies.

Steve immediately asks him for a million bucks.

The genie nods his head once and pops back into the bottle.

The two men stand there, and Steve looks at his friend, wondering where his money is.

Suddenly the sky gets darker and they look up to see a million ducks flying overheard.

Steve says, "Hey! I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!"

Robert answers,

"I guess I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard of hearing.

Did you really think I asked for a 12-inch Bic?"


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NEW Added on 3/21/2020

WAYWARD DAD

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said,

'Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you!

I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town.

She lives only a street away and her name is Susan Hoffman.'

After dinner, George's dad took him aside and said,

'Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George.

She and I have been married 30 years, and she's a wonderful wife and mother,

but she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom,

so I fooled around with other women a lot.

Susan Hoffman is actually your half sister,

so I'm afraid you can't marry her.'

George was broken-hearted.

After eight months, he started dating girls again.

A year later he came home and very proudly announced,

'Diane said yes! We're getting married in June.'

Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news:

'Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this.'

George was livid!

He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.

'Dad has done so much harm.

I guess I'm never going to get married,' he complained.

'Every time I fall in love,

Dad tells me the girl is my half sister.'

'Hah,' his mother chuckled, shaking her head,

'Don't pay any attention to what he says.

He's not really your father!'


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NEW Added on 3/20/2020

THE ELEVATOR

A Blonde & brunette are in an elevator.

On the third floor a man gets in who looks perfect......

3-piece suit, great build, nice butt.

The bad part is they both noticed he had dandruff.

The man got off on the 5th floor.

Once the doors closed, the brunette turned to the Blonde and said,

"Someone should give him Head & Shoulders."

To which the Blonde replied,

"How do you give Shoulders?"


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NEW Added on 3/19/2020

CINDERELLA UPDATED

Cinderella wanted to go to the ball,

but of course, her evil stepsisters, and her evil stepmother wouldn't let her,

and off they went to the ball.

Cinderella, stayed home and cried, and cried, and cried.

Just then her Fairy Godmother appeared and said,

"All right Cinderella, you can go to the ball ok?"

"Oh thank you Fairy Godmother!" said Cinderella.

"But two things first." her Fairy Godmother said.

"What are these things?" asked Cinderella.

"Well, you must wear a diaphragm." said her Fairy Godmother.

"And what is the other thing?" asked Cinderella.

"If you aren't home by 2:00 in the morning.......

your diaphragm will turn into a pumpkin!"

"OK Fairy Godmother." said Cinderella, and off she went to the ball.

Cinderella didn't come home until 5:00 in the morning.

But, when she did, she came home looking happy, and "very" satisfied.

"Cinderella, where have you been?

You were supposed to be home 3 hours ago!!"

"Well Fairy Godmother,

I met a wonderful man who took care of everything!"

"Well, who is this man?"

the Fairy Godmother demanded. "I want to know!"

"I'm not sure." said Cinderella.

"Peter, Peter, something or other?"


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NEW Added on 3/18/2020

THE CAB RIDE

A cabbie picks up a Nun.

She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.

She asks him why he is staring.

He replies:

'I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you.'

She answers,

'My son, you cannot offend me....

When you have been a nun as long as I have,
you get a chance to see and hear just about everything.

I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.'

'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.'

She responds,

Well, let's see what we can do about that:

#1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic.'

The cab driver is very excited and says,

'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'

'OK,' the nun says. 'Pull into the next alley.'

The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a hooker blush.

But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you crying?'

'Forgive me but I've sinned....

I lied and I must confess,

I'm married and I'm Jewish.'

The nun says, 'That's OK.

My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party.'


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NEW Added on 3/17/2020

GOLF JOKE

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods.

She went to look for the ball and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her,

"If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog and the frog said,

"Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes......

that what ever you wish for,

your husband will get 10 times more or better!"

The woman said,

"That would be okay,"

and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.

The frog warned her,

"You do realize that this wish will also make your husband.....

the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock too."

The woman replied,

"That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will
only have eyes for me."

So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.

The frog said,

"That will make your husband the richest man in the world......

and he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said,

"That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine."

So, KAZAM she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,

"I'd like a mild heart attack."


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NEW Added on 3/16/2020

IN COURT

A man charged with assault and battery insisted at his trial that....

he had just pushed his victim "a little bit".

When he was pressured by the prosecutor to illustrate just how hard,

the defendant approached the lawyer,

slapped him in the face,

grabbed him firmly by the lapels and flung him over the table.

He then faced judge and jury and calmly declared,

"I would say it was about one-tenth that hard."


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NEW Added on 3/15/2020

THE BUNNY RABBIT

A six year old girl goes into a pet shop.

Standing on her toes she peers up at the owner and says

'Excuse me mister, can I buy a little bunny rabbit?'

Bending down, the owner looks at the little girl.

'Of course you can little lady.

Now what kind of bunny rabbit would you like?

Would you like a white bunny rabbit,

a black bunny rabbit with big long ears or

a nice big fluffy brown bunny rabbit?'

The little girl replies

'I don't think my python cares,

as long as it gets a bunny rabbit'


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NEW Added on 3/15/2020

BARBIE

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter's birthday and he hadn't bought her a present.

He drove to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store manager

'How much is that new Barbie in the window?'

The Manager replied, 'Which one?

We have 'Barbie goes to the gym' for $19.95..

'Barbie goes to the Ball' for $19.95 ...

'Barbie goes shopping for $19.95 ...

'Barbie goes to the beach' for $19.95 ...

'Barbie goes to the Nightclub' for $19.95..

and 'Divorced Barbie' for $375.00'.

'Why is the Divorced Barbie $375.00, when all the others are $19.95?' the Dad asked.

'Divorced Barbie comes with........

Ken's car,
Ken's house,
Ken's boat,
Ken's dog,
Ken's cat and
Ken's furniture.'


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NEW Added on 3/14/2020

DINNER PARTY

A wife invited some people to dinner.

At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,

'Would you like to say the blessing?'

'I wouldn't know what to say,' the girl replied.

'Just say what you hear Mommy say,' the wife answered.

The daughter bowed her head and said,

'Lord, why in hell did I invite all these idiots to dinner?'


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NEW Added on 3/13/2020

THE BLONDE INDIAN GUIDE

There were two Indians and a Blonde Indian guide walking along together in the desert,

when, all of a sudden, one of the Indians took off and ran up a hill to the mouth of a cave.

He stopped and hollered into the cave... "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!" and then

listened very closely until he heard the answer..."Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"

He then tore off his clothes and ran in to the cave.

The Blonde Indian guide was puzzled.

He asked the other Indian what that was all about was that Indian goofy or something.

"No," said the other Indian.

"It is mating time for us Indians and when you see a cave and holler, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"...

and get an answer back, that means that she is in there waiting for you."

Well, just about that time, the other Indian saw another cave.

He took off and ran up to the cave,

then stopped and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"

When he heard the return, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"

off came his clothes and into the cave he goes.

The Blonde Indian guide started running around the desert looking for a cave

to find these women that the Indians had talked about.

All of a sudden, he looked up and saw this great big cave.

As he looked in amazement, he was thinking,

"Man! Look at the size of that cave!

It's bigger then the ones that those Indians found.

She must be really great to be in this cave!"

Well... he took-off up the hill at a super fast speed with his hopes of ecstasy and grandeur.

He got in front of the cave and hollered, "Woooooo! Woooooo! Woooooo!"

He was just tickled all over when he heard the answering call of,

"WOOOOOOOOO! WOOOOOOOOO!! WOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Off came his clothes and, with a big smile on his face, he raced into the cave.

The next day in the newspaper the head lines read:

Naked Blonde Indian Guide Run Over By Freight Train!!


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NEW Added on 3/12/2020

NYMPHOMANIAC CONVENTION

A man walks onto an airplane and takes his seat.

He looks up and notices the most beautiful woman he has ever seen boarding the plane.

He is nervous, and soon realizes that she is walking down the aisle toward him.

When she takes the seat right next to him,

he is anxious to begin a conversation.

He asks,

"Where are you flying to today?"

She responds,

"To the Annual Nymphomaniac Convention in Las Vegas."

His mind reeling, he asks,

"And what do you do at this meeting?"

"Well," she says,

"We try to dissolve some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"And what myths are those?" he continues, choking back his excitement.

She explains,

"Well, one popular myth is that African American men are the most well endowed,

when in fact, it is the Native American man who owns this trait.

Also, it is widely believed that the Frenchman is the best lover,

when actually it is men of Jewish decent who make the best lovers."

"Very interesting..." the man responds.

Suddenly, the woman becomes very embarrassed and blushes.

"I'm sorry," she says,

"I just feel so awkward discussing this with you when I don't even know you!

What is your name?"

The man extends his hand and replies,

"Tonto........Tonto Goldstein."


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NEW Added on 3/11/2020

HAVING A BABY

A married couple went to the hospital together to have their baby delivered.

Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labor pain to the father.

He asked if they were willing to try it out.

They were both very much in favor of it.

The doctor set the knob to 10 percent for starters, explaining that even10 percent was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before.

But as labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to go ahead and bump it up a notch.

The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20 percent pain transfer.

The husband was still feeling fine.

The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing.

At this, they decided to try for 50 percent. The husband continued to feel quite well.

Since it was obviously helping out his wife considerably, he encouraged the doctor to transfer ALL the pain to him.

The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain.

She and her husband were ecstatic.

When they got home, the mailman was dead on their porch...


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NEW Added on 3/10/2020

THE SPERM BANK

A man walks into a sperm bank and declares

I'm of Royal Blood with an I.Q. of 165,

I'd like to make a donation.

The nurse gives him a sealed cup and directs him to a private room.

20 minutes later the man hasn't come out,

the nurse knocks on the door.

"Is there a problem?"

"I'm so embarrassed........

I used my right hand........

I used my left hand.

I poured cold water on it and........

hot water on it.

Could you help me?

The nurse replied

"I don't usually do this but you're kinda cute..."

She reaches down and begins to stroke him.

"I really appreciate this, but.........

I need help getting the cap off the jar!


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NEW Added on 3/9/2020

BLONDE JOKE

Two Blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks.

The first Blonde said, "These look like deer tracks."

The other one said, "No, they look like moose tracks!"

They argued for quite a while.

In fact, they were still arguing when the train hit them.


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NEW Added on 3/8/2020

THE CONFESSION

This fellow comes to confession.

'Father, he said, forgive me for I have sinned.'

The priest asked, 'What did you do, my son?'

'I lusted,' the fellow replied.

'Tell me about it,' the priest said.

The fellow then related his story.

'Father, I am a delivery man for UPS.

Yesterday I was making a delivery in a wealthy section of the city.

When I rang the bell........

the door opened and there stood the most beautiful woman I have ever seen.

She had long blonde hair and eyes like emeralds.

She was dressed in a sheer dressing gown that showed her perfect body.

And, she asked if I would like to come in.'

'And, what did you do, my son?' asked the priest.

'Father, I did not go in the house but I lusted.

Oh, how I lusted,' replied the man.

'Your sin has been forgiven,' replied the priest.

'You will get your reward in heaven, my son.'

'A reward, father?

What do you think my reward might be?' the fellow asked.

The priest replied,

'I think a bale of hay would be appropriate, you jackass.'


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NEW Added on 3/7/2020

THE PSYCHIATRIST

A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having problems with his sex life.

The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but he could not get a clear picture of the problems.

Finally he asked,

"Do you ever watch your girlfriend's face while you're having sex?"

"Well, yes, I did once."

"Well, how did she look?"

"Oh boy, she looked very angry!"

At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere.

"Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further.

Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your girlfriend's face once during sex.

"Yes!"

That seems somewhat unusual.

How did it occur that you saw her face that time?"

"She was watching us through the window."


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NEW Added on 3/6/2020

Q & A

Q: What do an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

A: Men always miss them.


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NEW Added on 3/5/2020

IRAQI FREEDOM

An Army transport was driving along a deserted road just north of Baghdad

when they spot an Iraqi insurgent unconscious lying by the side of the road.

On the other side of the road is a young GI, badly injured but conscious.

As the medics give them first aid, they ask the American what happened.

The GI said, "I was moving west on this road when I see this guy.

We point our guns at each other and I said,

'Saddam is an asshole'

He yelled, 'Bush is an asshole'.

We were standing there shaking hands when a truck hit us"


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NEW Added on 3/4/2020

THE PAINT JOB

A man decided to paint the toilet while his wife was out of town.

His wife came home sooner than he expected, used the toilet, and got the seat stuck to her rear.

She was understandably distraught about this and asked her husband to drive her to the doctor.

She put a large overcoat on to cover the seat before they went.

When they got to the doctor's office, the man lifted his wife's coat to show him their predicament.

The man asked, "Doctor, have you ever seen anything like this before?"

"Well, yes," the doctor replied,

"but never framed."


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NEW Added on 3/3/2020

THE TEXAN

A Texan bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar,

announcing that his wife had just given birth to.......

"a typical Texan baby boy weighing 20 pounds."

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.

A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.

The bartender said,

"Say, you're the father of the Texan baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.

How much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."

The bartender was puzzled.

"Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"

The Texan father took a slow sip from his beer,

leaned into the bartender and said,

"Had him circumcised."


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NEW Added on 3/2/2020

ELDERLY CHURCH LADY

One day Reverend Smith went to visit Mrs. Jenkins one of his elder parishioners in his church.

She asked him to wait in the parlor while she went to the kitchen to get refreshments for their visit.

On top of her Hammond organ was sitting a bowl which contained a condom floating in water.

He was curious and asked her to explain this to him.

"Oh, Reverend Smith", she replied

I found that lying on the street and the instructions said.....

to put it on your organ and keep it wet that it will prevent disease........

and frankly, I haven't been sick all year".


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NEW Added on 3/1/2020

BLONDE JOKE

There was a beautiful young blonde at a soda machine in Las Vegas,

and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst.

She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a short while,

pushed a Diet Coke selection,

and out came a Diet Coke.

She placed it on a counter next to the machine.

Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine.

Studying the machine carefully,

she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.

She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine,

studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button.

Out came a Mountain Dew.

She placed them both on the counter next to the Diet Coke.

As she was reaching into her purse again,

the business man, who'd been waiting patiently for several minutes, spoke up.

"Excuse me, miss, but are you done yet?"

She looked at him and indignantly asked, "Well Duh!

Can't you see I'm still winning?"